Tuesday, May 20, 2008

Ask Al: 5-20-08

Welcome to Ask Al, I'm Al Borland. Today we are going to tackle one of the finer points of new home life... The Housewarming Party.

Well it seems from our insider C that there is a better chance in Hell Freezing over, or Bill Belichick and Eric Mangini getting along than that happening.

According to Section 33 of the lease third Paragraph: "Parties and Gatherings. Tenant shall not hold a party or gathering with more than three guests without the written consent of the Landlord at least three days prior to the event. Tenant shall not hold a party in excess of 5 people under any circumstances. " It goes on to say "Tenant hosting a gathering or party shall, upon request of the Landlord shall, terminate the event immediately. The Tenant shall be responsible for cleaning the dwelling and removing trash and litter that resulted from the party or gathering. He shall thoroughly clean the premises, deposit all trash in appropriate waste and recycling containers, and remove all litter left outside the dwelling by noon the following day. The outside litter shall be removed within one hour of the ending of the event but in no case later than 7 a.m. the following morning"

That's what we call the No Fun Rule. So there you have it. Unless said Landlord decides to throw the housewarming party... well you get the picture.

Thanks for joining us on Ask Al, I'll be back next week with more answers to life's unknown questions about new house life.

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